Friday, March 31, 2006

Ching Chong China

I've been in China for many months, and have been unable to publish my blog from there due likely to their hatred for citizens publishing bad things about them.. I have no problem flying to adjacent countries soley for the purpose of writing an entry, but I've just been so busy with overseeing a secret new power venture, and no it's not that crazy cold fusion! My Cold Fusion Labratories (BC) Inc. is likely on the verge of chapter 11 anyway.. :(

I've always been interested in infinite power for free. It would revolutionize the world. This new style of generating power is a little dangerous though, should anything go wrong the contraption could conceivably burn a hole all the way to the core of the earth, leaving melted devistation in a 100KM radius on the surface as well as huge plumes of evapourated earth spewing into the air.

Wish us luck!!!

1 comment:

Troy said...

sir, this language offends me.

I hope you are simply quoting rosie o'donnel