Monday, October 06, 2008

From riches to rags

I always thought my seemingly endless wealth would survive even my ludicrous spending. Alas, I'm out of cash and only have assets with which to borrow against. And of course the bulk of these assets is real estate.

I'm staying at the Mansion at the MGM Grand while I try to sort out my own credit crunch.

Also, during the last 6 months I have been on secret assignment, which cannot be published in a public forum, hence the lack of posts.


ECFW
/JC

Friday, March 21, 2008

The Amazing Water Purifier

Those who watch Stephen Colbert's show on Comedy last night may have noticed the Segway inventor, and former business acquaintance, Dean Kamen modeling his amazing 'new' water purification system.. Well it could have been me on there, but I'm not much for the public spotlight. I'm not even mentioned in the patent, but my goals have never been wealth. I've already solved that problem -- but so has Dean. I'm content to avoid any legal situations at present, as long as this machine makes its way to those who need it.. I wasn't as interested in the water purification part as I was in its ability to help soften the blow of the impending global energy crisis. We're on the precipice of the void! If Kamen were to mention that this is also has the potential to be a perpetual power machine, he would have been laughed off the stage at the recent TED conference where he unveiled it to the scientific community.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Year update

What have I done all year, you might ask?

Well.. Without going into too much detail, I can say that this has been one of the most boring years in recent memory. I've tracked down the person who threatened my 'doity nose' in one of the comments -- turns out it was just a prank. I never did find out anything about my Malaysian cabby incident, but have learned my lesson to be much more careful and secretive about my business.

The business of changing the world.

stay tuned.