I've had to leave the prestigious Waldorf here in London England, because that resourceful bloak from accounting, Keith Turner, tracked me down somehow, apparently I haven't cashed my pay cheques from AE in 15 months!! Who knew it wasn't direct deposit?!

I'm now on a newly acquired laptop on one of the last flights of the Concorde, on my way to Newyork. I've grown rather fond of hotels with the name Waldorf, so I'm off to the Waldorf Astoria in Manhattan.

I hope my Executive Assistant is taking care of business while I'm on my leave from the company.