This weekend Priscilla and I are off to Forest for a fund raiser for drug addicted children. Why do little drug addicts need money anyways? Doesn't make sense to me!
Sounds like they need less money! And where are they getting it from? There's no jobs in Forest!

Priscilla has returned at long last. She managed to get by on a measly $100,000.00 that she found in her car. We've arranged a divorce for year-end citing irreconcilable differences.