Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Old Friends

A few old friends that had heard of my misforunte abroad came to visit me in the hospital and apparently were talking to me as though I could hear him. I don't think people in comas process voices from the outside world while they're in comas, and I was no different.. We got together this past weekend for a game of cards. I managed to win $14500! Susan was a little pill about me winning all this money. She claims that I have more money than all of them put together will ever make in their lifetimes.
But I sincerely doubt that! Susan is the late wife of a forestry magnate!, and I managed to win most of the $15k from her! haha Susan! I never really liked her! I hope she doesn't read this blog!

Reward

Offering $100000 to the provider of information leading to the arrest of crazy taxi driver that ran over me in Malaysia!

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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Ouch

Before building a 5 star hotel in Canada, I took a short trip to Malaysa to take a peak at some 5 stars. Unfortunately while I was walking from my horrible parking spot to the mid valley megamall (Why do all these places have western names?). I was reportedly run down by a taxi driver that was a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I woke up some months later, luckily back in Toronto!!! I wouldn't have wanted to be in a coma for a quarter of a year in that hole, I'm a truely lucky fellow. I'm not as spry as I once was, but I suspect I'll be limber and nimble again after a few more months...

They never found the taxi driver.

ECFW