Fluffles ran away :(
I bought a new cat named Puffles-McCuddlypuff.

My neighbour agreed to drop the charges after I threatened to tell his wife about his late night randezvous while she's off at her Antarctic lab (Halley Research Station).

Why are people so stupid? My neighbour, the worthless Charles Winhamthorpe Jr., is sueing me for driving my car through his fence and into his above ground pool!
If he had an in-ground pool then there wouldn't have been so much damage (to his property).!