Back in the game

My capital shortfall has been temporarily alleviated after selling one of my houses. It certainly is a buyer's market >:(. Let's see how long I can make this $10 million last. In other news I'm still on TOP SECRET missions for commonwealth government(s), the only information I can disclose is that it has to do with deep-ocean power generation. Stay tuned, it's exciting! I'm relaxing this weekend in Niagara Falls at the Marriott Fallsview in the presidential suite (of course). Nice view of the falls though.

ECFW
/JC

From riches to rags

I always thought my seemingly endless wealth would survive even my ludicrous spending. Alas, I'm out of cash and only have assets with which to borrow against. And of course the bulk of these assets is real estate.

I'm staying at the Mansion at the MGM Grand while I try to sort out my own credit crunch.

Also, during the last 6 months I have been on secret assignment, which cannot be published in a public forum, hence the lack of posts.


ECFW
/JC

The Amazing Water Purifier

Those who watch Stephen Colbert's show on Comedy last night may have noticed the Segway inventor, and former business acquaintance, Dean Kamen modeling his amazing 'new' water purification system.. Well it could have been me on there, but I'm not much for the public spotlight. I'm not even mentioned in the patent, but my goals have never been wealth. I've already solved that problem -- but so has Dean. I'm content to avoid any legal situations at present, as long as this machine makes its way to those who need it.. I wasn't as interested in the water purification part as I was in its ability to help soften the blow of the impending global energy crisis. We're on the precipice of the void! If Kamen were to mention that this is also has the potential to be a perpetual power machine, he would have been laughed off the stage at the recent TED conference where he unveiled it to the scientific community.

Year update

What have I done all year, you might ask?

Well.. Without going into too much detail, I can say that this has been one of the most boring years in recent memory. I've tracked down the person who threatened my 'doity nose' in one of the comments -- turns out it was just a prank. I never did find out anything about my Malaysian cabby incident, but have learned my lesson to be much more careful and secretive about my business.

The business of changing the world.

stay tuned.

Since I've recently been introduced, I'll post this entry from my point of view.

Upon a rude realization that he doesn't have as many friends as he thought here in Western Europe, Edward is returning to Canada. He's left me behind to try to sort out the identity issues that arose during his previous tours. I actually type all of Ed's entries (received via various mediums -- mostly his blackberry). I certainly have no public opinions on his comings and goings, and wouldn't want to jeapordize the best job in the world. I can attest to the fact that he's been wrongdone in these recent matters. I just hope the fault does not lie in my interpretations of his blog notes.


Jonathan L Carroll, BA, M.B.A., B.Sc., B.Comm.
-- jonathanlcarroll (at) gmail (dot) com --

Outrage from all angles

Apparently I struck another nerve with my claims about touring a controversial alternative energy facility. Enough so that I had to disable automatic comment posting and refer all replies to my associate. Here's the deleted comments with places and names removed.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Edward,

Interesting to see this post. I am [person] of [place] - I do not know who you are, and [place] does not have any relationship with you, indeed you have never seen our technology.

So what is this all about?

[person]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Hey mate - you've been busted as a hoax - shamon!

You've got about as much to do with [place] as a block of swiss cheese.

Surely resorting to lies is no way to run a blog.
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MisterMagnetic has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

No you haven`t seen the [place] technology.

Wot a TWONKER.............

and yer pants are on fire mate!

:-P
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

What a nut job.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Funny business.
The word [place] is mentioned and
the next moment both [person] and Mark Goldes are posting comments. Why hasn't Cyril Smith posted a comment yet ?
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Edward,
who is [person]?
When did he start to work for [place]?
Is he still working for [place].
Have you got any internet links to
documents written by [person] ?
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numpty McNumpty has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

bwaaaa haaa haaa!

What a muppet!

trying to jump on the [noun] bandwagon!

peees off ass wipe!
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

We have recently been made aware of a coordinated attack, questioning the content on your blogger site. It would seem appropriate therefore to remind you of the terms of service under which you have subscribed, namely :

[terms of service paste]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

so what say you edward?
seems like you've been found out as
a scam!
shame on you!
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cents_all_over_the_place has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

i've read your blog - you seem like a complete nut job to me.

don't you realise [people] are a scam?
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gratefultedster has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

so what say you edward?
it seems you have been untruthful.
what say you!
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gratefultedster has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

what say you edward?

seems like you are delusional as to your relationship to [people/place].

what say you ?
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Daren has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

You've been busted! Check [someone's] own forum out - they've outed you as a [noun]!

[address (no longer valid)]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Ed removed names becaused they were real people this time who happened to read about Ed's visits to them and helping with their technology; [outrageous accusation]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

You're a sad case mate - [person/place] indeed. Walter Mitty, eat your heart out.

LMAO
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John has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

But why did you lie in your initial post Ed ? .

And does this mean that we can't believe any of your posts ?
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

I'm guessing all comments were deleted that had any reference to the truth in the matter. [person] of [place] has said on their own website that he doesn't know you and you have never seen the tech they supposedly have.

This comment has no reference to names or places. Will this be deleted? Remember, that a bunch of people will see this before you get a chance to delete it. Deleting it will only hurt your credibility even more. You'd do better to answer the accusations, rather than hide them. Because the latter you simply can't do.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "News ban":

Is Dr. [person] still working for [company] ?
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2007 Update

The news ban about the lost island of Antilla has been lifted.. Unfortunately the news that I can now report is not interesting. This is no lost island.. There's nothing all that special about it other than the unusual rock formation and air bubble (which slowly collapsed when a team started digging to find a sign of civilization). No one was hurt.

This next section was edited by the author to not include names or places, as there was an outrage created. Sometimes people do not realize they have friends in their very midst.

I'm still abroad investigating some exciting technology that I've seen with my own eyes, and although I'm not a physicist, my considerable scientific knowledge tells me that they have something here. A group of scientists must first verify their claims publically and then the world can change..

The world wants free energy, but the people in charge of the world certainly do not! Free energy would allow us to ship all of our garbage into the sun, reverse all the damage we've done to this earth, live in our own floating cities, terraform mars into an earth-like environment in a fraction of the time that we otherwise could have and much more (like infinitely running cars, phones, computers, planes, lights).

News ban

Unfortunately I'm not longer able to report on this island, due to a jurisdictional edict issue by , but it's still exciting.. I've now jetted off to Ireland, as an associate of mine (Dr. Brenan, working at Steorn Corp.) has been working on my favorite subject.. Unlimited energy, and is showing very promising (and impossible) results!

I've found the island

Very excited!! This island is not above water, it's an island under water but with a partial atmosphere! From the looks of things it sank some ages ago and miraculously was somehow covered by a rock dome. There's plants of various sorts (the ones that grow in the dark), and even some slightly luminous plants. Will have more when I'm back at a computer, including hopefully pictures.

Lost Island of Antilla

I've discovered some interesting markings on one of the pieces of the Collossus of Rhodes.. This piece I located in Spain after one of the associates of the archeologists mentioned something about his great grandfather keeping a huge similar looking rock fragment in his basement (we had hauled a non-descript piece out of the sea). I immediately left for Spain with my team to investigate. What the experts discovered was extradordinary -- what looked like part of a map of the lost Island of Antilla. This map was no ordinary looking map according to the historian we had on our team. Most maps place the island 320km west of the Azores archipelago, in the middle of the Atlantic.. However this map seems to indicate elsewhere!

Lebanon is a horrible place

I took a little flight from central Asia to Egypt to see what I could do about getting some Canadians home from Lebanon... I tried to charter an entire Egyptian cruiseship, but they wouldn't let me. Apparently people had already made reservations and they couldn't be broken! Ahhh well.. So I chartered the largest ship I could find -- a big bad RORO barge that could hold 200 cars and 500 people. I set sail from Port Said (which is about 160km from Cairo) with a helecopter chartered for me flying Canadian flags, incase there was some trouble in Lebanon.. Unfortunately the whole damn ship sank on the way and the crew and I barely made it to the helecopter.. Apparently someone left the car loading door open, but amazingly enough we made it almost all the way to Lebanon without it sinking (or without anyone noticing it was open).. I guess that's what happens when you have 3 crew members on a ship that normally carries 100. I've currently sought shelter in Rhodes at the Atrium Palace Hotel.. This was the only hotel I could pay them extra to 'lose' other people's reservations.. Apparently it's high-tourist season here and all the hotels were booked. Well I'm not a tourist!! I'm trying to save people.. Tomorrow I'm going to hire a team of experts to help me find some of the remains of the Collossus of Rhodes (while I wait for another ferry to sink, which is enroute from Turkey..)

Racist?

Not me! I just read that 'Ching Chong' is an ethnic slur directed at the Chinese, but used mostly in the US and Australia.. Being of Canadian descent I claim ignorance in the use of wording for my previous post, which was ages ago.

Since then I've been to and from various of these far eastern sovernities, although the recent troubles with North Korea have me wondering why I'm dealing in this part of the world at all... I've been back to Canada only once, in early-mid June for a high-level secretive meeting in Ottawa at the Brook Street Resort. I certainly can't divulge in a public forum what happened at the Bilderberg conference, but lets just say that a great deal of desisive progress was made...

The Tomohawk reactor work is coming along nicely and is nearly ready for a real-world test to see if it can general unlimited power, or burn a hole into the core and throw earth off of its axis forever...

Ching Chong China

I've been in China for many months, and have been unable to publish my blog from there due likely to their hatred for citizens publishing bad things about them.. I have no problem flying to adjacent countries soley for the purpose of writing an entry, but I've just been so busy with overseeing a secret new power venture, and no it's not that crazy cold fusion! My Cold Fusion Labratories (BC) Inc. is likely on the verge of chapter 11 anyway.. :(

I've always been interested in infinite power for free. It would revolutionize the world. This new style of generating power is a little dangerous though, should anything go wrong the contraption could conceivably burn a hole all the way to the core of the earth, leaving melted devistation in a 100KM radius on the surface as well as huge plumes of evapourated earth spewing into the air.

Wish us luck!!!

Zzzzzzealand

New Zzzzealand was a snore for Christmas. I spent it with Priscilla and the dog, instead of partying all night long like I had imagined. Unfortunately with age comes great responsibility (or is it the other way around).

I'm heading to new york for new years eve, I just can't get enough of that The Mole host CNN guy.. (Andrian Cooper or something)

Happy New YEar!

Merry Jesus Time

It's nearly Christmas! I'm abroad celebrating Christmas in New Zealand this year, I just can't get enough of this place.