I bought a new cat yesterday, named Fluffles the cat.

We got back to Toronto on Tuesday. Priscilla was out maxxing her Regent Platinuum card on cheap thrills. England is always a hoot, too bad about the mugger that stole all of Priscillas jewels and cards. Poor thing was trapped in the rain all the way to the Canadian embassy without a cellphone or luxory!

Canada Day was a hoot in England! Priscilla disappeared somewhere, the harlet! I went to the convent garden to celebrate Canada Day at The Maple Leaf pub! The street was closed off due to the amounts of people celebrating there.

I met some new friends and potentially some profitable business partners from Canada.

We fly out as soon as Priscilla returns from her 'walk-about'. I think perhaps she's caught a bit of the crazy. We're staying at the modest Berkeley Hotel.

A little drug addict stole my car on the weekend. Priscilla and I had to drive back to London in the SAME car! It's Canada day tomorrow, which means I'm flying to England to say hi to the Queen (not literally of course).

This weekend Priscilla and I are off to Forest for a fund raiser for drug addicted children. Why do little drug addicts need money anyways? Doesn't make sense to me!
Sounds like they need less money! And where are they getting it from? There's no jobs in Forest!

Priscilla has returned at long last. She managed to get by on a measly $100,000.00 that she found in her car. We've arranged a divorce for year-end citing irreconcilable differences.

I ended my extended vacation and departed for Canada again at the end of may to see if I still had my old job and house and life.. Everything was in order, although I don't know where Priscella has gone. Hopefully she made it out of Egypt. I have instituted a search for her. My previously destroyed mansion has been repaired in my absence, and minus a few irreplaceable items everything is the same as it was before my lapse.

I tried to go into amnesia





But I felt too old, so I left. I'm about to depart the Balearic Islands, where for yet, I don't know.

I've just now for the first time read my weblog in its entirety. I had a strong urge to delete many entries, especially entries where horrible things were purported to have happened. I must admit that during my decline I used some questionable substances for several weeks which caused me to have severe hallucinations. My chauffeur at the time confirms that none of the atrocities (like running over children) actually happened.

It's a rainy morning here in Auckland, and I've awaken with the chickens. (It's just after 5am here). I'm at the French Cafe, a delightful place with an extensive wine list! Although it is much too early to drink wine, it's even too early for the place to be open -- but I've made friends with the owner, which is the reason for missing my flight. Rachael wasn't interested in traveling the world with me, perhaps I have much more growing up to do?

I've decided to take a last minute trip to Ibiza. I was originally scheduled to fly to Rome, boring old Rome. Perhaps I'll reclaim some of my lost childhood in Ibiza?

I'm deparing Christchurch tomorrow for Auckland, pending departure to somewhere else in the world. I would have liked to visit New Zealand longer, as it's such a wonderous country, too bad about running into that lighthouse...

I've had an amazing time here, seen all the sights, tours, skydove, waterskiied, drank, theatred'd, etc.. I've invited Rachael with me on my next excursion, I await her answer.

I still don't know why it's called Christchurch, there doesn't seem to be more churches here than anywhere else. (or more religious people)...

Christchurch is "The Garden City"... Does any New Zealand city not have a 2nd name?

Here's a picture of a church! (pic)

I've made some friends here. (Although it's easy when you offer to pay for everything).
Jonathan Langer, Jim Waltraud, and Rachael Parco. Unfortunate they seem to always have a hankering for the alchohol. Just this past weekend we all got hammered and decided to drive to the end of the island. We made it to the tip at long last! (pic). (After staying the night at the adequate Harbour House Villa.

Later in the day on Sunday we somehow managed to get into a rental car race (I rented a car for each of us). And this previously historic lighthouse was no more. lighthouse). We fled the scene so I didn't have time to take a picture of the ruined version... down 1 rental car, we decided to flee to the south island, where no one would think to look for us..

Later this week I'll have to tell the rental car company I liked the car so much that I've decided to keep it. My Quantum Platinuum Titanium Diamond Visa should be able to take the hit...

I'm currently in Christchurch, I wonder if it's very religous here...?

I flew into Auckland, New Zealand yesterday! It truely is the city of sails!

I haven't posted anything in quite some time. I'm about ready to rid myself of Alaska, after causing everyone to hate me in this town (Kodiak). I did manage to leave my legacy though. Windermereia Inn, Winery & Ristorante.
Windermereia was the original spelling of my last name, according to some historical records I chanced upon. It might just be the nicest inn/winery/restaurant in all of Alaska! Unfortunately the preliminary financials indicate it a disastrous failure, but I'm confidant my immense wealth can keep it afloat for the rest of eternity.

I depart for New Zealand. I've only been a few times on business, but since the Lord of the Rings movies, I've wanted to see the countryside again!