I ended my extended vacation and departed for Canada again at the end of may to see if I still had my old job and house and life.. Everything was in order, although I don't know where Priscella has gone. Hopefully she made it out of Egypt. I have instituted a search for her. My previously destroyed mansion has been repaired in my absence, and minus a few irreplaceable items everything is the same as it was before my lapse.

I tried to go into amnesia





But I felt too old, so I left. I'm about to depart the Balearic Islands, where for yet, I don't know.

I've just now for the first time read my weblog in its entirety. I had a strong urge to delete many entries, especially entries where horrible things were purported to have happened. I must admit that during my decline I used some questionable substances for several weeks which caused me to have severe hallucinations. My chauffeur at the time confirms that none of the atrocities (like running over children) actually happened.

It's a rainy morning here in Auckland, and I've awaken with the chickens. (It's just after 5am here). I'm at the French Cafe, a delightful place with an extensive wine list! Although it is much too early to drink wine, it's even too early for the place to be open -- but I've made friends with the owner, which is the reason for missing my flight. Rachael wasn't interested in traveling the world with me, perhaps I have much more growing up to do?

I've decided to take a last minute trip to Ibiza. I was originally scheduled to fly to Rome, boring old Rome. Perhaps I'll reclaim some of my lost childhood in Ibiza?

I'm deparing Christchurch tomorrow for Auckland, pending departure to somewhere else in the world. I would have liked to visit New Zealand longer, as it's such a wonderous country, too bad about running into that lighthouse...

I've had an amazing time here, seen all the sights, tours, skydove, waterskiied, drank, theatred'd, etc.. I've invited Rachael with me on my next excursion, I await her answer.

I still don't know why it's called Christchurch, there doesn't seem to be more churches here than anywhere else. (or more religious people)...

Christchurch is "The Garden City"... Does any New Zealand city not have a 2nd name?

Here's a picture of a church! (pic)

I've made some friends here. (Although it's easy when you offer to pay for everything).
Jonathan Langer, Jim Waltraud, and Rachael Parco. Unfortunate they seem to always have a hankering for the alchohol. Just this past weekend we all got hammered and decided to drive to the end of the island. We made it to the tip at long last! (pic). (After staying the night at the adequate Harbour House Villa.

Later in the day on Sunday we somehow managed to get into a rental car race (I rented a car for each of us). And this previously historic lighthouse was no more. lighthouse). We fled the scene so I didn't have time to take a picture of the ruined version... down 1 rental car, we decided to flee to the south island, where no one would think to look for us..

Later this week I'll have to tell the rental car company I liked the car so much that I've decided to keep it. My Quantum Platinuum Titanium Diamond Visa should be able to take the hit...

I'm currently in Christchurch, I wonder if it's very religous here...?

I flew into Auckland, New Zealand yesterday! It truely is the city of sails!

I haven't posted anything in quite some time. I'm about ready to rid myself of Alaska, after causing everyone to hate me in this town (Kodiak). I did manage to leave my legacy though. Windermereia Inn, Winery & Ristorante.
Windermereia was the original spelling of my last name, according to some historical records I chanced upon. It might just be the nicest inn/winery/restaurant in all of Alaska! Unfortunately the preliminary financials indicate it a disastrous failure, but I'm confidant my immense wealth can keep it afloat for the rest of eternity.

I depart for New Zealand. I've only been a few times on business, but since the Lord of the Rings movies, I've wanted to see the countryside again!

Apparently the townsfolk don't like their pretty forest cut down. I've received several complaints and an emergency town meeting is scheduled for this afternoon to discuss my purchase.

I've recently departed Bolivia for Alaska. I used to have a penpal when I was a kid from Kodiak Alaska. So I chartered a private jet to fly me there.

A beautiful place (mostly in the summer, I'd guess) since it's all frozen now. Perhaps I'll stay here until Spring, and then buy a yacht and tour the region. Currently I'm in Chiniak, 40 or so miles away from Kodiak. A tiny little town, I'm finding it quite relaxing. I've had a bulldozer tearing down a whole bunch of useless trees so I can build Windermere's Inn. The restaurant here is ghastly http://p.vtourist.com/635495.jpg. The cost is quite prohibitive since it's the dead of Winter.

Madrid was awful, just like everywhere else I ever go, Money doesn't make you happy or not bored.

Since, I've toured South America, to get a bit of a change.
I haven't accidently ran over anyone down here. Currently I'm in La Paz in Bolivia, the city that touches the sky. Near the border with Peru. Unfortunately for some, this is one of the poorest Cities in the world, which is why it's so interesting..

I'm staying at the Columbus Palace Hotel.
hahah it's not a Palace! It's only a 3 star, however, it appears to be the best place in this dive of a town... Private bathroom is apparently a luxory in hotels around here!

I was in the witches market the other day, I had to flee, gagging, back to my Hotel, at the horrors that I witnessed. (Some sort of animal fetuses for sale was the first gag-inducing sight.)

Lots of things have happened since I last wrote.. I escaped from the company and their lackeys who have chased me all the way this far south....

I had another car issue, involving a nanny. I'm now in Madrid. Luckily the car which was involved in a 'situation' was rented under someone else's name.

They're on to me, I spied my 'boss' (Head of AE Int Corp) lurking about the streets of Las Vegas this past weekend. I quickly hired a rickshaw to take me back to the Bellagio (I tired of the lack lustrousness of the MGM Grand) and quickly departed town. The Californian wildfires are amazing from the air!! I'm now in LA, finally at the Ritz Carleton for the time being.

A terrible tragedy has occurred, my new companion limo driver has been injured, foul play is suspected. I'm not taking any changes and headed to Las Vegas, ditched the limo and checked into the MGM Grand to hide out for the time being -- in style.