2007 Update

The news ban about the lost island of Antilla has been lifted.. Unfortunately the news that I can now report is not interesting. This is no lost island.. There's nothing all that special about it other than the unusual rock formation and air bubble (which slowly collapsed when a team started digging to find a sign of civilization). No one was hurt.

This next section was edited by the author to not include names or places, as there was an outrage created. Sometimes people do not realize they have friends in their very midst.

I'm still abroad investigating some exciting technology that I've seen with my own eyes, and although I'm not a physicist, my considerable scientific knowledge tells me that they have something here. A group of scientists must first verify their claims publically and then the world can change..

The world wants free energy, but the people in charge of the world certainly do not! Free energy would allow us to ship all of our garbage into the sun, reverse all the damage we've done to this earth, live in our own floating cities, terraform mars into an earth-like environment in a fraction of the time that we otherwise could have and much more (like infinitely running cars, phones, computers, planes, lights).

News ban

Unfortunately I'm not longer able to report on this island, due to a jurisdictional edict issue by , but it's still exciting.. I've now jetted off to Ireland, as an associate of mine (Dr. Brenan, working at Steorn Corp.) has been working on my favorite subject.. Unlimited energy, and is showing very promising (and impossible) results!

I've found the island

Very excited!! This island is not above water, it's an island under water but with a partial atmosphere! From the looks of things it sank some ages ago and miraculously was somehow covered by a rock dome. There's plants of various sorts (the ones that grow in the dark), and even some slightly luminous plants. Will have more when I'm back at a computer, including hopefully pictures.

Lost Island of Antilla

I've discovered some interesting markings on one of the pieces of the Collossus of Rhodes.. This piece I located in Spain after one of the associates of the archeologists mentioned something about his great grandfather keeping a huge similar looking rock fragment in his basement (we had hauled a non-descript piece out of the sea). I immediately left for Spain with my team to investigate. What the experts discovered was extradordinary -- what looked like part of a map of the lost Island of Antilla. This map was no ordinary looking map according to the historian we had on our team. Most maps place the island 320km west of the Azores archipelago, in the middle of the Atlantic.. However this map seems to indicate elsewhere!

Lebanon is a horrible place

I took a little flight from central Asia to Egypt to see what I could do about getting some Canadians home from Lebanon... I tried to charter an entire Egyptian cruiseship, but they wouldn't let me. Apparently people had already made reservations and they couldn't be broken! Ahhh well.. So I chartered the largest ship I could find -- a big bad RORO barge that could hold 200 cars and 500 people. I set sail from Port Said (which is about 160km from Cairo) with a helecopter chartered for me flying Canadian flags, incase there was some trouble in Lebanon.. Unfortunately the whole damn ship sank on the way and the crew and I barely made it to the helecopter.. Apparently someone left the car loading door open, but amazingly enough we made it almost all the way to Lebanon without it sinking (or without anyone noticing it was open).. I guess that's what happens when you have 3 crew members on a ship that normally carries 100. I've currently sought shelter in Rhodes at the Atrium Palace Hotel.. This was the only hotel I could pay them extra to 'lose' other people's reservations.. Apparently it's high-tourist season here and all the hotels were booked. Well I'm not a tourist!! I'm trying to save people.. Tomorrow I'm going to hire a team of experts to help me find some of the remains of the Collossus of Rhodes (while I wait for another ferry to sink, which is enroute from Turkey..)

Racist?

Not me! I just read that 'Ching Chong' is an ethnic slur directed at the Chinese, but used mostly in the US and Australia.. Being of Canadian descent I claim ignorance in the use of wording for my previous post, which was ages ago.

Since then I've been to and from various of these far eastern sovernities, although the recent troubles with North Korea have me wondering why I'm dealing in this part of the world at all... I've been back to Canada only once, in early-mid June for a high-level secretive meeting in Ottawa at the Brook Street Resort. I certainly can't divulge in a public forum what happened at the Bilderberg conference, but lets just say that a great deal of desisive progress was made...

The Tomohawk reactor work is coming along nicely and is nearly ready for a real-world test to see if it can general unlimited power, or burn a hole into the core and throw earth off of its axis forever...

Ching Chong China

I've been in China for many months, and have been unable to publish my blog from there due likely to their hatred for citizens publishing bad things about them.. I have no problem flying to adjacent countries soley for the purpose of writing an entry, but I've just been so busy with overseeing a secret new power venture, and no it's not that crazy cold fusion! My Cold Fusion Labratories (BC) Inc. is likely on the verge of chapter 11 anyway.. :(

I've always been interested in infinite power for free. It would revolutionize the world. This new style of generating power is a little dangerous though, should anything go wrong the contraption could conceivably burn a hole all the way to the core of the earth, leaving melted devistation in a 100KM radius on the surface as well as huge plumes of evapourated earth spewing into the air.

Wish us luck!!!

Zzzzzzealand

New Zzzzealand was a snore for Christmas. I spent it with Priscilla and the dog, instead of partying all night long like I had imagined. Unfortunately with age comes great responsibility (or is it the other way around).

I'm heading to new york for new years eve, I just can't get enough of that The Mole host CNN guy.. (Andrian Cooper or something)

Happy New YEar!

Merry Jesus Time

It's nearly Christmas! I'm abroad celebrating Christmas in New Zealand this year, I just can't get enough of this place.

Old Friends

A few old friends that had heard of my misforunte abroad came to visit me in the hospital and apparently were talking to me as though I could hear him. I don't think people in comas process voices from the outside world while they're in comas, and I was no different.. We got together this past weekend for a game of cards. I managed to win $14500! Susan was a little pill about me winning all this money. She claims that I have more money than all of them put together will ever make in their lifetimes.
But I sincerely doubt that! Susan is the late wife of a forestry magnate!, and I managed to win most of the $15k from her! haha Susan! I never really liked her! I hope she doesn't read this blog!

Reward

Offering $100000 to the provider of information leading to the arrest of crazy taxi driver that ran over me in Malaysia!

Email me at
-- e w i n d e r m e r e (AT) g m a i l (DOT) c o m --

Ouch

Before building a 5 star hotel in Canada, I took a short trip to Malaysa to take a peak at some 5 stars. Unfortunately while I was walking from my horrible parking spot to the mid valley megamall (Why do all these places have western names?). I was reportedly run down by a taxi driver that was a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I woke up some months later, luckily back in Toronto!!! I wouldn't have wanted to be in a coma for a quarter of a year in that hole, I'm a truely lucky fellow. I'm not as spry as I once was, but I suspect I'll be limber and nimble again after a few more months...

They never found the taxi driver.

ECFW

Canada Day

Eurodive Industries is being investigated for some sort of accounting scandel.. I, of course, have nothing to do with that.. In other news, I've been in Europe for a while, but have returned to Canada (OTTAWA) for Canada Day. I'm at the Ottawa Westin.. Can you believe there's no 5 star resort in Ottawa? In fact there's not yet a five star resort in Canada!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to start a project to make one,hopefully before the Toronto Trump TOwer and the Vancouver Shangra-La's are to be completed. Which will both be 5-stars.



Edward

Yay!

I received a report from an embassy official in China that the group that was after me has all been killed (drowned while scubadiving for some artifact in the caspian sea). So I can resume my 'normal' life!

I'm off this weekend to Rio for a summit on agriculture, it should be a blast!

P.S. I had nothing to do with selling these jerks faulty scuba gear through my Eurodive Industries unit...

Yay!

I received a report from an embassy official in China that the group that was after me has all been killed (drowned while scubadiving for some artifact in the caspian sea). So I can resume my 'normal' life!

I'm off this weekend to Rio for a summit on agriculture, it should be a blast!

P.S. I had nothing to do with selling these jerks faulty scuba gear through my Eurodive Industries unit...