Zzzzzzealand

New Zzzzealand was a snore for Christmas. I spent it with Priscilla and the dog, instead of partying all night long like I had imagined. Unfortunately with age comes great responsibility (or is it the other way around).

I'm heading to new york for new years eve, I just can't get enough of that The Mole host CNN guy.. (Andrian Cooper or something)

Happy New YEar!

Merry Jesus Time

It's nearly Christmas! I'm abroad celebrating Christmas in New Zealand this year, I just can't get enough of this place.

Old Friends

A few old friends that had heard of my misforunte abroad came to visit me in the hospital and apparently were talking to me as though I could hear him. I don't think people in comas process voices from the outside world while they're in comas, and I was no different.. We got together this past weekend for a game of cards. I managed to win $14500! Susan was a little pill about me winning all this money. She claims that I have more money than all of them put together will ever make in their lifetimes.
But I sincerely doubt that! Susan is the late wife of a forestry magnate!, and I managed to win most of the $15k from her! haha Susan! I never really liked her! I hope she doesn't read this blog!

Reward

Offering $100000 to the provider of information leading to the arrest of crazy taxi driver that ran over me in Malaysia!

Email me at
-- e w i n d e r m e r e (AT) g m a i l (DOT) c o m --

Ouch

Before building a 5 star hotel in Canada, I took a short trip to Malaysa to take a peak at some 5 stars. Unfortunately while I was walking from my horrible parking spot to the mid valley megamall (Why do all these places have western names?). I was reportedly run down by a taxi driver that was a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I woke up some months later, luckily back in Toronto!!! I wouldn't have wanted to be in a coma for a quarter of a year in that hole, I'm a truely lucky fellow. I'm not as spry as I once was, but I suspect I'll be limber and nimble again after a few more months...

They never found the taxi driver.

ECFW

Canada Day

Eurodive Industries is being investigated for some sort of accounting scandel.. I, of course, have nothing to do with that.. In other news, I've been in Europe for a while, but have returned to Canada (OTTAWA) for Canada Day. I'm at the Ottawa Westin.. Can you believe there's no 5 star resort in Ottawa? In fact there's not yet a five star resort in Canada!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to start a project to make one,hopefully before the Toronto Trump TOwer and the Vancouver Shangra-La's are to be completed. Which will both be 5-stars.



Edward

Yay!

I received a report from an embassy official in China that the group that was after me has all been killed (drowned while scubadiving for some artifact in the caspian sea). So I can resume my 'normal' life!

I'm off this weekend to Rio for a summit on agriculture, it should be a blast!

P.S. I had nothing to do with selling these jerks faulty scuba gear through my Eurodive Industries unit...

Yay!

I received a report from an embassy official in China that the group that was after me has all been killed (drowned while scubadiving for some artifact in the caspian sea). So I can resume my 'normal' life!

I'm off this weekend to Rio for a summit on agriculture, it should be a blast!

P.S. I had nothing to do with selling these jerks faulty scuba gear through my Eurodive Industries unit...

Phew!!!

I'm back in Canada, after having narrowly escaped death at the hands of some x-files-esque secret worldwide global entity... Apparently I struck a nerve in Tibet with my research.. I've expended considerable money in stay in hiding, and I'm not sure how long I can keep this up and still afford to live an extremely extravagant lifestyle.
I presume that the worldwide entity, lets call them the "Tibetan Twelve", are monitoring this very weblog so i can't mention much more.

The TT will pay for murdering my entire staff, whom I had grown to really enjoy over the last months.

!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't been able to post for a very long time!!!

I'm on the run, from what I'm not sure.. My entourage has been all but destroyed, and I'm running out of time! For some reason the airport is closed!
I'm at an undisclosed embassy, but somehow I'm not sure it's safe

I'm back

I've been undercover in the Tibetan hills searching for a long lost artifact, from the 13th century when Genghis Khan pseudo-ruled.

The currency here is the Yuan, which I've converted many US$ to for my adventure..



More soon, we're getting close!!! I can smell it!

It's almost Christmas time, and with hardly any family left, I'm a little lonely. Although on a good note, my long lost son Charles made his way back into my life (although mostly for a renewal credit card, as the dates seemed to coincide). I haven't seen him in weeks. Although I have been in Arbua for the past several weeks too.

My grant in that new-fangled energy jazz hopefully is working out without me there spying on every expenditure.

Speaking of spying, the reason for me being in Aruba is strictly confidential, but I can tell you that I'm on the trail of a world-wide conspiracy. A good friend of mine alerted me to some suspicious stuff, so I'm on the trail..

I'm still in Washington, I've been trying to think of crazy inventions that could possibly change the world... I don't fancy myself an inventor, but I want to have more of an effect than I have had in the past. Sure I hobknob with pseudo-dignitaries, but I've never done anything that's had much of an effect the world over..

So to that end I've been working with professor Boyo (mostly giving money) to further the development of a process similar to cold fusion!

here's how it works.

Bad day

It's been a very bad day for me, my 'boss' tried to tell me that if I want to work on the project I had to be in at least 4 days a week. I asked him if he'd like to finish this project on his own without my expertise, he didn't like that, so I'm no longer employed there. Also president bush won, whom I don't care for. I'm off to Washington this evening for a bush celebration party (I won't tell them at the door that I was hoping he'd lose).

Good riddance ING!

It's been a while since my last post. I've been in Toronto for a month or so working at ING Direct (believe it or not). I ran into an old friend and I'm really excited about what they're coming out with! I expect to be back in London in the new year to continue with my 'retirement'.

In other news, my long lost son whom I haven't spoked with in ages has finally decided to talk to his good old pal Dad again. Little Edward (Charles) Jr. finally forgave me for allowing his mother to drown while scuba diving off the coast of Cuba. Certainly it wasn't my fault and I feel terrible for it. She shouldn't have taken the yacht out drunk on rum punches. :(