Jonathan

Jonathan please come back. I don't know how to post on blogs. I just heard about Steorn. I tried to update your entire. Please call me. I didn't mean to grope you :(. Best assistant ever. Worst friend ever is CEoI of Steorn. Sean McCarthy. He tricked me like he tricked the world and then left me under the bus when I backed him Up. That was the first red flag. See previous posts. One I tried to edit. I can't edit posts on this old blackberry correctly. I'm so so sorry everyone. In other news I'm ceremonial head of a small African nation but since I'm the only one with Internet here it's not actually treason. Pls print Jon ECFW

My legacy ruined. Thanks Steorn.

Help! I'm trapped in an Armenian prison! They only accept bitcoins for bribes: Please give generously 1FK5kVtPJquU8w9e8GS2VjUq5ZNwi47uR9

Booooooooooooooooooooooring............

Since my last post I've been flitting about the world looking for my place in it. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing. Helping humanity? It doesn't feel like I am, and I'm fast running out of money. I have but 10 more years of income from my dwindling wealth at the current rate I'm spending it. Either this global economy has to fix itself or I'll have to get myself another job. Coming off of my Exec VP role @ AP I will find it very difficult to work for some random corporation with the terms that I am used to.

Since my last morose post about the state of humankind I've been seeing a futurist/therapist in South America. I return to North America for Yule.

I can't describe the last many many months, perhaps nearly two years. I've been in a foreign prison for part of it. Luckily it was one for the wealthy. There was a misunderstanding as to the death of one of my associates and I was blamed for it. Without disclosing information on an ongoing civil suit I can say that I'm back in Canada. I've just got back from attending a local food festival with some obligatory friends who I haven't seen in a long time. I sometimes wonder why I associate myself with normal people.

Perhaps because I sometimes get lost in this artificial world that very few people live within. Drowning a coworker at the bottom of the ocean (see Leviathan, it wasn't me), creating life from salt water and a classified substance, creating intelligence from previously discussed fluid. I sometimes think my life would make the best movie ever -- and then I realize that this is all I can do to prevent myself from freezing my self to wake up in a more exciting future. Life is such a snore. Day in and day out we live our lives to please other people (or in some cases God) or advance our own meaningless agendas. No one cares, especially not God.

Sentience was not meant to exist. There is life in this universe, and it's everywhere!!! Why doesn't the rest of the world know this? Why is it only the "privileged"? But there is no other sentience. We will cause the ruin of the universe (at the same time as our planet) because we don't do things small. I've run the numbers, I've seen the data. Geniuses have reported this to governments who have turned a blind eye, and I've been there for it... If there was another sentience in the universe they would be intelligent enough to destroy us for the greater good of the universe itself -- and unfortunately I agree with them.

Back in the game

My capital shortfall has been temporarily alleviated after selling one of my houses. It certainly is a buyer's market >:(. Let's see how long I can make this $10 million last. In other news I'm still on TOP SECRET missions for commonwealth government(s), the only information I can disclose is that it has to do with deep-ocean power generation. Stay tuned, it's exciting! I'm relaxing this weekend in Niagara Falls at the Marriott Fallsview in the presidential suite (of course). Nice view of the falls though.

ECFW
/JC

From riches to rags

I always thought my seemingly endless wealth would survive even my ludicrous spending. Alas, I'm out of cash and only have assets with which to borrow against. And of course the bulk of these assets is real estate.

I'm staying at the Mansion at the MGM Grand while I try to sort out my own credit crunch.

Also, during the last 6 months I have been on secret assignment, which cannot be published in a public forum, hence the lack of posts.


ECFW
/JC

The Amazing Water Purifier

Those who watch Stephen Colbert's show on Comedy last night may have noticed the Segway inventor, and former business acquaintance, Dean Kamen modeling his amazing 'new' water purification system.. Well it could have been me on there, but I'm not much for the public spotlight. I'm not even mentioned in the patent, but my goals have never been wealth. I've already solved that problem -- but so has Dean. I'm content to avoid any legal situations at present, as long as this machine makes its way to those who need it.. I wasn't as interested in the water purification part as I was in its ability to help soften the blow of the impending global energy crisis. We're on the precipice of the void! If Kamen were to mention that this is also has the potential to be a perpetual power machine, he would have been laughed off the stage at the recent TED conference where he unveiled it to the scientific community.

Year update

What have I done all year, you might ask?

Well.. Without going into too much detail, I can say that this has been one of the most boring years in recent memory. I've tracked down the person who threatened my 'doity nose' in one of the comments -- turns out it was just a prank. I never did find out anything about my Malaysian cabby incident, but have learned my lesson to be much more careful and secretive about my business.

The business of changing the world.

stay tuned.

Since I've recently been introduced, I'll post this entry from my point of view.

Upon a rude realization that he doesn't have as many friends as he thought here in Western Europe, Edward is returning to Canada. He's left me behind to try to sort out the identity issues that arose during his previous tours. I actually type all of Ed's entries (received via various mediums -- mostly his blackberry). I certainly have no public opinions on his comings and goings, and wouldn't want to jeapordize the best job in the world. I can attest to the fact that he's been wrongdone in these recent matters. I just hope the fault does not lie in my interpretations of his blog notes.


Jonathan L Carroll, BA, M.B.A., B.Sc., B.Comm.
-- jonathanlcarroll (at) gmail (dot) com --

Outrage from all angles

Apparently I struck another nerve with my claims about touring a controversial alternative energy facility. Enough so that I had to disable automatic comment posting and refer all replies to my associate. Here's the deleted comments with places and names removed.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Edward,

Interesting to see this post. I am [person] of [place] - I do not know who you are, and [place] does not have any relationship with you, indeed you have never seen our technology.

So what is this all about?

[person]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Hey mate - you've been busted as a hoax - shamon!

You've got about as much to do with [place] as a block of swiss cheese.

Surely resorting to lies is no way to run a blog.
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MisterMagnetic has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

No you haven`t seen the [place] technology.

Wot a TWONKER.............

and yer pants are on fire mate!

:-P
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

What a nut job.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Funny business.
The word [place] is mentioned and
the next moment both [person] and Mark Goldes are posting comments. Why hasn't Cyril Smith posted a comment yet ?
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Edward,
who is [person]?
When did he start to work for [place]?
Is he still working for [place].
Have you got any internet links to
documents written by [person] ?
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numpty McNumpty has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

bwaaaa haaa haaa!

What a muppet!

trying to jump on the [noun] bandwagon!

peees off ass wipe!
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

We have recently been made aware of a coordinated attack, questioning the content on your blogger site. It would seem appropriate therefore to remind you of the terms of service under which you have subscribed, namely :

[terms of service paste]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

so what say you edward?
seems like you've been found out as
a scam!
shame on you!
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cents_all_over_the_place has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

i've read your blog - you seem like a complete nut job to me.

don't you realise [people] are a scam?
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gratefultedster has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

so what say you edward?
it seems you have been untruthful.
what say you!
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gratefultedster has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

what say you edward?

seems like you are delusional as to your relationship to [people/place].

what say you ?
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Daren has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

You've been busted! Check [someone's] own forum out - they've outed you as a [noun]!

[address (no longer valid)]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

Ed removed names becaused they were real people this time who happened to read about Ed's visits to them and helping with their technology; [outrageous accusation]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

You're a sad case mate - [person/place] indeed. Walter Mitty, eat your heart out.

LMAO
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John has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

But why did you lie in your initial post Ed ? .

And does this mean that we can't believe any of your posts ?
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "2007 Update":

I'm guessing all comments were deleted that had any reference to the truth in the matter. [person] of [place] has said on their own website that he doesn't know you and you have never seen the tech they supposedly have.

This comment has no reference to names or places. Will this be deleted? Remember, that a bunch of people will see this before you get a chance to delete it. Deleting it will only hurt your credibility even more. You'd do better to answer the accusations, rather than hide them. Because the latter you simply can't do.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "News ban":

Is Dr. [person] still working for [company] ?
------------- I'm so sorry. It's eddy typing this. Insfhsn left me in jail but I spent 13 million to get me out to comment on the Steorn situation. Im so so sorry that I believed in this crooked friends invention. I r always been taken advantage of and I'm sure it will continue. I renounce my Irish heritage.

2007 Update

The news ban about the lost island of Antilla has been lifted.. Unfortunately the news that I can now report is not interesting. This is no lost island.. There's nothing all that special about it other than the unusual rock formation and air bubble (which slowly collapsed when a team started digging to find a sign of civilization). No one was hurt.

This next section was edited by the author to not include names or places, as there was an outrage created. Sometimes people do not realize they have friends in their very midst.

I'm still abroad investigating some exciting technology that I've seen with my own eyes, and although I'm not a physicist, my considerable scientific knowledge tells me that they have something here. A group of scientists must first verify their claims publically and then the world can change..

The world wants free energy, but the people in charge of the world certainly do not! Free energy would allow us to ship all of our garbage into the sun, reverse all the damage we've done to this earth, live in our own floating cities, terraform mars into an earth-like environment in a fraction of the time that we otherwise could have and much more (like infinitely running cars, phones, computers, planes, lights).

News ban

Unfortunately I'm not longer able to report on this island, due to a jurisdictional edict issue by , but it's still exciting.. I've now jetted off to Ireland, as an associate of mine (Dr. Brenan, working at Steorn Corp.) has been working on my favorite subject.. Unlimited energy, and is showing very promising (and impossible) results!

I've found the island

Very excited!! This island is not above water, it's an island under water but with a partial atmosphere! From the looks of things it sank some ages ago and miraculously was somehow covered by a rock dome. There's plants of various sorts (the ones that grow in the dark), and even some slightly luminous plants. Will have more when I'm back at a computer, including hopefully pictures.